me: I'm so cute
me 15 mins later: I hate myself
My Nana is the most fabulous woman on the planet.

My Nana is the most fabulous woman on the planet.

shared on August 23
padumb:

padumb:

summersmoke:

What do you think love is?

*screaming*

yoncevevo:

britneyspears:

Sometimes I do impressions…

where is her oscar

When does regret stop being painful and just become part of the past?

shared on August 23

thechristinastory:

That is the best reaction ever.

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

1. Get off work.
2. Get stupidly excited to come home, drink a beer and read The Hobbit in my favorite chair.
3. Realize that makes me a hobbit.

shared on August 22 with 3 notes
melovemelongtime:

whaaaat zurboinks redwhiteandbluth

melovemelongtime:

whaaaat zurboinks redwhiteandbluth

shared on August 20 with 2 notes via melovemelongtime
east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

surfsup-topsdown:

pinkpearlsprep:

deplaisant:

We are all  Kylie 

me

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

misjudgments:

This made me smile. 

misjudgments:

This made me smile.